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  “Are you telling me to cheer up?”

  “No, I'm barely in control of my own nerves… I hardly see how I could give advice about other people's.” And yet, Mrs. Bennet seemed perfectly calm, if appropriately sad at the situation, and that left her two daughters utterly put off. “You will be your old self in no time. You will see.”

  Darcy did not invade the privacy of his wife's bedroom, usually very much his own domain as well as hers, until his mother-in-law and sister were done and gone, and by then it was getting late. Elizabeth did not eat with the rest of them, her appetite being sparse, and so he did not see her again until he could be properly excused from his guests.

  “Lizzy,” he said as he entered, surprised to find her sitting up and reading, something he hadn't seen in a while. He kissed her and climbed into bed beside her. She had never shooed him away since the incident, as would have been her right, certainly, and he had not been at all desirous to be apart from her. “What are you reading?”

  “A Midsummer Night's Dream.”

  “You have not read it?”

  “It was my first Bard, actually. I haven't read it since childhood. At the time, I thought a man with the head of an ass was the most amusing thing in the world.”

  “And now?”

  “And now, what?”

  “What do you think is the most amusing thing the world?”

  “I could tell you, but it might insult your considerable dignity.”

  “So you mean me, with the head of a donkey. Perhaps opiated, saying ridiculous things, or drunk and punching people.”

  His wife laughed. He could not remember when the sound had made him feel better, like a weight lifting off his chest. “I love you,” he said, “and I might venture a strange guess that your mother did not say anything too terrible.”

  “On the contrary. She might even have been encouraging. It was so bizarre… it was hard to tell. You may have to get Jane's opinion for any perspective.”

  “Your mother? Are you sure it wasn't Mrs. Reynolds in Mrs. Bennet's dress?”

  Lizzy giggled again. “Stop insulting my mother. She was very comforting.”

  “Then I owe her a great debt. Perhaps I should marry one of her daughters.”

  Despite all of the attention, despite her husband's loving diligence, Elizabeth did not return to her old self and only seemed to brighten in private, in front of her sister Jane and in playing with Geoffrey. Darcy could not admit that the wind had also been knocked from his own emotions, but society dictated that they recover and move on. Unfortunately, he privately suspected that would only happen when Elizabeth was with child again, or something happened to distract her. Despite his best efforts, he could not provide the first.

  Providence provided the second, when a letter from Mary Bennet arrived a month later.

  DARK CLOUDS AT BRIGHTON

  DARCY HAPPENED TO BE coming down the main steps when the doors opened for Jane Bingley, and though she did not look particularly distressed, he crossed by the servants and bowed to her himself. “Mrs. Bingley.”

  “Mr. Darcy,” she curtseyed. “I've come to speak with my sister.”

  “She's in her study. I assume all is well?”

  “Yes. It's merely some conversation,” she said, which struck him as a bit odd, but he would not inquire as to what the subject was.

  He did not have time to do so anyway, with his son bounding down the steps and nearly sliding across the marble, so that Darcy had to catch him by his jacket before he slammed into Jane entirely, which was probably his intent. “What did I tell you about running down the stairs?”

  “Don't!” his son simply said, squirreling out of his grasp and running to grab his aunt by her leg, which was about as high as he could reach. “Auntie!”

  “My darling nephew,” she said. “I fear you're getting too heavy for your poor aunt to pick up. You should listen to your father more often. You might hurt yourself.”

  “He should,” said Darcy with a mock-indignant posture, but his son simply giggled at him and put his hand in his mouth. “But he doesn't. He takes after his mother.”

  “I've no doubt of that. Oh, I should have brought Georgie, but the business is too quick, and she was asleep. Well, you will see her at church on Sunday, won't you, Geoffrey?”

  “Kirk!” he said, and looked at his father, almost hiding behind Jane's dress as he did so.

  “Yes, yes, I'm so thrilled at your love of Scottish vocabulary. Now, Mrs. Bingley, unless you would like Geoffrey to accompany you, he and I have an appointment—”

  “No!” Geoffrey clung to his aunt's legs. “Scary face.”

  “It's a wart, and there is nothing you can do about it,” Darcy said, and then clarified for his sister-in-law. “His tailor. Has a bump on his nose. And it's very improper to say anything about it.”

  “That's very right,” she said, looking down at Geoffrey's scowl. “You shouldn't judge people by their appearances. Looking at you now, someone might think you a dour man with a permanent scowl who doesn't like balls very much.”

  “I fear I'll never live down Meryton,” Darcy said, scooping up his son and still managing to bow. “Mrs. Bingley.”

  “Mr. Darcy.”

  He did not inquire unto her further; other things were on his mind, like keeping his son's mouth shut during the whole fitting. Maybe some sort of glue was the answer.

  Elizabeth Darcy's “study” was impressive, beyond just the idea that she had one, and it was not simply a sitting or drawing room. It had a desk, a chair, and lots of legal books that she had not the slightest intent of perusing, but they were important to making it a proper study. As Mistress of Pemberley, she was not without her business. Certainly it was nothing that a writing table couldn't handle, but that was not her desire, and Mr. Darcy made sure that every one of her wants and needs was taken care of. Also, he desperately needed her out of his study.

  When Jane entered the room, Elizabeth was sitting, reading an old epic with language that she could barely understand, but the tome was big and fascinating all the more and would not sit properly on her lap. “Jane! I was not expecting you.”

  “No.” Jane didn't look harried, but she did shut the door. Something in her countenance changed when the door was firmly shut and they were in privacy. “What a lovely room.”

  “Yes. But not very good for chatting.” Elizabeth was referring to the lack of couches, but Jane made her way to a gentleman's sitting chair and passed her a letter. “From Mary.”

  “For you?”

  “My eyes only.”

  Elizabeth did not question further. She read through the letter, which was brief, before beginning to conjure the proper response. Mary, who was studying in a seminary just outside of Paris, had returned to England, or was to when the letter was written. She was traveling by means of a ship that would take her to Brighton first, where she had arranged lodgings, and where she wanted to see Jane alone. The first puzzlement was the obvious question of why she would not come home through Town and then go straight on to Hertfordshire. The second was why she wanted Jane alone and in the strictest confidence.

  “Why me, Lizzy?”

  Elizabeth pondered before answering, “Perhaps because you are the most understanding of the five of us.”

  “Why would that make any difference?” Before Elizabeth could offer a suggestion, Jane added, “Perhaps she came home ill and is in Brighton for its healing qualities. She could stay with the Fitzwilliams.”

  “Then she would merely say so. Clearly she is in some sort of trouble.”

  “Lizzy! This is Mary we're talking about. Not Kitty or Lydia—”

  “Nonetheless.”

  Jane could not find the words to contradict her. “Please, you must go with me.”

  “That would be directly contrary to our sister's request, I believe.”

  “I do not think it unreasonable that you accompany me to Brighton. She only specifies that I meet with her first. That you happen to be in town wi
th me will only be a happy coincidence,” Jane said. “She must see us all in turn, eventually. So it will be most convenient.”

  “Jane,” Lizzy smiled, “you can be very devious when you wish to be.”

  “Lizzy!”

  “But I will say no more on the subject,” she said, standing up. “I simply must tell my husband that I am absconding to Brighton, perhaps to see the Fitzwilliams, whom I have been very lax in visiting despite them being my cousins.”

  “And he will believe it?”

  “Hardly, but he will not put up a fuss.” She closed the letter. “Besides, now that we are safely married, we can finally go to Brighton without any fear of great disaster.”

  It took Elizabeth a long while before she was sure she had misspoken in her assumption of safety from disaster.

  A gruff Darcy, reluctant to part with his wife, and an over-eager son, reluctant to part with his mother, made getting into the carriage unbelievably difficult. “For the last time, you cannot go this time,” Elizabeth said to her son, who was kicking the dust up around her in frustration. “There will be many times for us to travel to Brighton, if you are so eager to go.” Not that Brighton had anything to do with it.

  Geoffrey Darcy huffed and looked up for help at his father, who replied with a shrug, “She won't let me go, either. It seems she is the master of us both.” Knowing his son would not catch the subtlety, he merely patted him on head.

  Jane's parting was easier, mainly because Georgiana Bingley did not say anything. Georgiana had not yet spoken her first words, although she seemed to understand everyone properly. Several doctors had been called to test her hearing, which was fine, but for whatever reason, she was holding back her words. She did cry a bit when she was taken out of her mother's arms, but Bingley managed to shush her as he kissed his wife good-bye. “Write us.”

  “I doubt we will be there long enough to pen a letter,” she assured him, “and don't forget her cough medicine.”

  “Right.”

  “And her nighttime story.”

  “Of course.”

  “And the little blanket she likes, even though it's too small for her now. I brought it from Chatton, didn't I?”

  “Yes, dear.”

  She kissed her daughter on the cheek. This was her first major separation from her children. The twins were staying at Chatton while Bingley and Georgie kept Darcy company at Pemberley. “Don't let your father and uncle destroy the house while we're gone.”

  “I did manage to keep Pemberley up as a bachelor for some years,” Darcy said defensively.

  “But you didn't have Geoffrey to chase around,” Elizabeth said, and she did mean chase. Her son was good-natured, but no one was going to deny that he was a bit on the wild side. That brought Mr. Bennet no end of amusement, and he would go on about how she had been as a child. “I think he shall keep you quite busy, Husband.”

  It was time to be going, if they were to reach a decent destination by nightfall. As they waved good-bye from the path in front of Pemberley's great steps, Darcy said, “I don't know why I have the riotous one. You're the wild Irishman.”

  “I'm going to ignore that insult and say just one thing to you—karma.”

  Darcy looked blank. “I have no idea what you mean.”

  “Because your knowledge of Eastern literature is restricted to two books,” Bingley said, and walked into the house.

  “Bingley? Bingley, you get back here and explain what you just said!”

  The carriage ride was not a lovely discussion of sisterly things, because it was long, stuffy, and bumpy. By the time they arrived in Brighton, both sisters were tired and the sun was going down. Their first disconcerting discovery was that, despite their announced intentions to be guests at the Fitzwilliams and their explanation by letter of their sudden presence, Mary Bennet had made no call upon the Fitzwilliams, if she was in Brighton at all.

  Granted, Mary did not know the Fitzwilliams well, being only a distant relation, but that meant she was staying elsewhere, and they could not imagine whom else she would call on. This concern was expressed when they were finally settled in the parlor and given tea and snacks. Both sisters were nauseous from the ride and not eager for the grand meal that was offered by their hosts.

  It was most eagerly offered. Colonel Fitzwilliam had always been a bright and kind fellow, but marriage had been good to him, because his face had an ever-present shine. More striking, though, was Mrs. Anne Fitzwilliam (née de Bourgh), who looked—by her own set of standards—radiant, and by a normal person's standards, healthy and almost normal. The sea air (and perhaps being out from under her own mother's stifling presence, though Elizabeth held her tongue on that) had done wonders for Anne as it had so many other people. While she was not a robust woman by any means, she was not the trembling mouse of a girl that Elizabeth Bennet had met at Rosings nearly five years prior.

  “Our only regret,” Anne said as tea was poured, “is that we are so terribly far from everyone. You must tell us everything—of course, if you have time. Though perhaps I do not fully understand the matter at hand.”

  “Neither do we,” Elizabeth fully admitted. “And now, it seems, we must go searching about the town for word of Mary, because she has not called on you or given us her address, and we have no other relatives here.”

  “You cannot go out tonight,” Colonel Fitzwilliam said with some amount of male authority. “It is already late and you are exhausted, and you do not know Brighton's streets. Surely, your search must wait until morning.”

  “I fear I do not have the energy to contradict you, Colonel,” Elizabeth said. “Four days of traveling has taken it right out of me.”

  “And yet I heard once you challenged Darcy's record by riding all the way from Scotland to Town,” he countered.

  “Oh God, yes,” she said, the memory painful at its ridiculousness and the days she had been laid up because of that ride, excluding all of the events surrounding it. “But I have no wish to speak of that.”

  “Then you are just like your husband. And I am one to judge.”

  “You are three years older than Darcy, correct?” Jane asked.

  “Yes, and it seems I was charged with keeping Darcy and Wickham in line when we played together, or preventing them from doing stupid things. I failed on all accounts except for the fact that they are at least both alive and have all their limbs.”

  “Maybe it's not all from your side after all,” Jane whispered to her sister, who giggled.

  The doorbell cut off Elizabeth's response.

  “At this hour?” Colonel Fitzwilliam rose and went to the door of their modest Brighton home. Almost no one was surprised to see Mary Bennet, looking a little shabby from all the traveling and just a little ill. “Miss Bennet.”

  “Colonel Fitzwilliam. I hope I'm not intruding—”

  “Not at all. We were sort of expecting you, actually, though perhaps not this very night—but we are all very glad to see you. Your sisters are here.”

  “Mary!” Jane said, running to greet her sister. “It is so good to see you.”

  “And you.” Mary was not nearly so exuberant, but that was in her character and surprised no one. In fact, she looked half-terrified, and nodded to her other sister. “Elizabeth.”

  “I am sorry for intruding,” Elizabeth said. “Jane was intending to seek you out on her own, but I insisted on accompanying her.”

  “Of course,” was all Mary could say, “I—I am not at all surprised.”

  This was not the Mary they knew. Though lacking the confidence of her elder sister, Mary was not without her own self-esteem and was usually at the ready to sermonize about something. But now she was not, shifting her weight around and looking very much as if she was at a tribunal—which was honestly not far from the truth, as she could not expect to explain her circumstances.

  “Mary,” Jane said, in her usual warm tones, “I am very happy to see you safely home, but I would kindly inquire what I am doing in Brighton. If Papa kn
ew you were in England—”

  “Papa will know I'm in England,” Mary said. “We will tell him at once. But you will understand why I did not want to see him first when I explain the circumstances. For I know he sent me to the Continent unattended expecting only the most pious behavior of me—”

  The elder sisters exchanged glances, and Jane continued, “Yes. Now, what has happened?”

  “Nothing. I mean, to say, nothing can happen, and it was an awful, awful thing for me to have been distracted from my studies so—”

  “—but you met a man,” Elizabeth said, because she could not think of anything else, with Mary standing before them unharmed. If Mary had been somehow expelled from school— and there was no reason to believe she had been, as all of the reports were most excellent—then Mr. Bennet would have gotten a letter from the Dean and that would have been the end of the matter.

  Mary covered her mouth with her hands, as if to muffle her own words, ashamed of them as she obviously was. “Yes.”

  “And—it was a hindrance to your studies?”

  “Quite the opposite. I was—his tutor. To be a tutor, you must do some work to prepare, so actually I was learning quite a bit—”

  “You were his tutor?” Jane said in shock.

  “Yes. The Headmistress said I was doing so well, and perhaps I could do some tutoring on the side to pick up a little money— Oh, not that Papa was being ungenerous. He was being too generous. Surely you know what I mean?”

  “Of course,” Elizabeth assured. “Do go on.”

  “So, I tutored some girls, but there was a young man, an Italian who needed to perfect his French, and I thought, perhaps if we met only in public, this would not be a terrible impropriety—and this was in France, so—”